COLORADO NEWS

Colorado police are looking for someone who put up profane traffic signs

Nov 21, 2024, 4:01 PM | Updated: Nov 22, 2024, 8:52 am

No one likes seeing people driving like maniacs in their neighborhood, but this is taking things too far.

Someone in Boulder, Colorado put up at least five profane traffic signs, saying things like “Get Off Your Damn Phone” and “Slow the [bad word] Down.” Others say, “Don’t Kill Any Kids Today” and “Slow Down [Expletive].”

They aren’t scrawled on pieces of cardboard, they look like official street signs, which are actually mounted onto real speed limit sign posts.

The police don’t think it’s funny. They’re looking for the person responsible and say it’s possible they could be charged with criminal tampering.

The authorities do say they appreciate the sentiment but add that there are “other means” for “safety vigilantes” like this to alert them to problem drivers. The city is in the process of removing the signs.

For obvious reasons, I can’t post pictures of the signs on this website, but if you want to see them in here person, here’s where they’ve been spotted in Boulder:

  • Table Mesa Drive and South Broadway
  • 28th Street and Jay Road
  • 28th Street and Palo Parkway
  • 28th Street and Diagonal Highway

Colorado News

Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for UGG...

Shawn Patrick

An old favorite shoe is the top trending Christmas gift in Colorado for 2025

I have to be honest, I didn’t know UGGs were still a thing, but not only are they a thing, they seem to be THE thing this Christmas in Colorado! […]

4 hours ago

Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images...

Shawn Patrick

The last penny ever made at the Denver Mint just sold for an absurd amount of money

For the sake of the guy who just spent a fortune on the last penny ever made at the Denver Mint, I hope the coins never make a comeback… The […]

5 hours ago

(Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)...

Shawn Patrick

Zillow says one Colorado town is among the ten most festive in the U.S.

It almost feels like cheating in Colorado when comparing cities based on how Christmas-y they are, because, well, you know…  But Zillow has unwrapped its picks for America’s most festive […]

5 hours ago

(Photo by CHRIS DELMAS/AFP via Getty Images)...

Shawn Patrick

You can volunteer to help kids track Santa at Colorado’s NORAD by answering phones

If you’re having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit, like many others this year, this could help! The North America Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) in Colorado Springs is looking for […]

6 hours ago

(Photo by Andy Cross/The Denver Post via Getty Images)...

Big Mic

Chill on! Ice Castles return to Colorado!

Ice Castles are back in Colorado! While the temperatures in Colorado haven’t been conducive to castles made of ice lasting very long, this week Ice Castles return to Colorado! As […]

9 hours ago

Photo by Carsten Rehder/picture alliance via Getty Images...

Shawn Patrick

WATCH – Man steals cop car in Denver, goes for naked joyride

In today’s edition of “drugs are bad,” someone in Denver had the brilliant idea to steal a cop car and take it on a naked joyride… The Commerce City Police […]

1 day ago

Colorado police are looking for someone who put up profane traffic signs