COLORADO NEWS

Two Colorado Cities Would Be Best for… DRAGONS

Nov 2, 2022, 5:27 PM

Have you ever watched Game of Thrones or something and dreamed of being a dragon? Well, let me first say they are NOT real… But if they were, Colorado wouldn’t be a bad place to live for you and your dragon family.

Someone actually put together a ranking of the top U.S. cities to be a dragon, considering things like how dragons would favor areas of high elevation, cities with higher population density, fewer physically active people, tons of cattle per capita, and more homes without basements for people to hide in.

They’d avoid areas with too many fire departments and military bases because they’d stop them from wreaking havoc.  But they’d love places where they could hoard treasure, with plenty of pawn shops and jewelry stores.

Finally, dragons would want to go where they are most adored, so areas of the U.S. that search for information on dragons more often than others.

In the end, the BEST place to be a dragon is:  Albuquerque, New Mexico . . . followed by Las Vegas . . . Provo, Utah . . . Boise, Idaho . . . Honolulu . . . El Paso, Texas . . . Denver . . . Ogden, Utah . . . San Francisco . . . and Colorado Springs.

They’re all out west.  And the WORST places to be a dragon are east of the Mississippi.  The #1 worst is Indianapolis, followed by Philadelphia . . . Columbia, South Carolina . . . Wilmington, North Carolina . . . and Augusta, Georgia.

Hit up ShaneCo.com to find the full ranking of all 100 cities, along with more details on the GENIUS methodology for this research.

Colorado News

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

Santa is arriving in at Bass Pro Shops in Loveland by pontoon a week after Halloween

The jack-o’-lanterns will barely be out the door, and Santa is already on his way. Bass Pro Shops in Loveland is starting the Christmas season early with Santa’s arrival on […]

18 hours ago

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

Meet the owls (and bobcats and turtles) who need your help: Colorado Wildlife Rescue hosts its biggest party of the year

Every year, more than 1,500 wild animals in Colorado need a doctor, and the Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance takes them in. The nonprofit wildlife hospital and rehab center in Sedalia […]

18 hours ago

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

Colorado teacher’s rare T. Rex find is now on display at the Denver Museum of Nature & Science

Most teachers come home from summer break with a tan and a pile of vacation photos. Kent Hups came home with T. rex footprints. Hups teaches science at Northglenn High […]

18 hours ago

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

Sprinkler cops? Denver Water proposes a 15-person lawn patrol for 2027

Have you always wanted a badge, a clipboard and the power to give your neighbor a hard time about his sprinklers? Your dream job may be coming. Denver Water has […]

18 hours ago

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

WATCH – United Airlines sends ‘ghost hunters’ into DIA to investigate conspiracy theories

Denver International Airport has been accused of a lot over the years: secret bunkers, hidden tunnels, lizard people and a demon horse out front. Now United Airlines has decided to […]

2 days ago

AI-GENERATED IMAGE...

Shawn Patrick

LOOK – Colorado couple turns home into three-story haunted house

Most of us call it decorated once the plastic skeleton is on the porch. In Monument, Colorado, Laura and Scott Traxler went a lot further and turned their whole home […]

2 days ago

Two Colorado Cities Would Be Best for… DRAGONS