SHAWN PATRICK

Nearly Half of Americans Holiday Shop on the Toilet

Dec 20, 2022, 5:07 PM

This Christmas as you open all those great gifts you’ll be receiving keep this in mind:

46% of Americans revealed they shop while they’re sitting on the toilet, according to a new PayPal Money Habits study.

That means that there is about a 50/50 chance that your aunt bought you that fruitcake while taking a dump…

ENJOY!

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