Fizz’s Top 5 “Don’t Get Got” Colorado Tourist Traps

16th Street (Denver)
People show up expecting “Denver’s Times Square” and leave with a chain-restaurant receipt and a story about dodging someone’s clipboard pitch.

The “Rocky Mountain Oysters” Tourist Dare
It’s always presented like a rite of passage. It’s not. It’s a bar bet with a menu description and a price that screams “we know you’re from out of town.

Garden of the Gods Parking-Lot Madness (Colorado Springs)
The rocks are stunning. The traffic, tour buses, and “where do I put my car?” energy can make it feel like you’re sightseeing inside a Costco lot.

Peak-season I-70 ‘Scenic Stop’ Shopping Ambush
You pulled over for the view or the bathroom. Next thing you know you’re in a log-cabin store paying premium prices for fudge, a ‘Colorado’ hoodie, and a magnet shaped like a moose.