COLORADO NEWS

After Viral Sign, It’s Time For Greeley, Colorado to Own the ‘Smell’

Sep 19, 2023, 4:49 PM

I am a Greeley, Colorado native. Born, raised, and lived in Greeley for most of my adult life too, and I am proud of that. Greeley gets a bad reputation for being the stinky, Cowtown north of Denver, but you don’t find too many of us from Greeley that don’t love that little town. Said little town got all kinds of national exposure on Saturday, and as a native, I think it’s time for Greeley to embrace the reason for it!

During college football’s premiere pre-game TV show, College Gameday on ESPN, a University of Colorado Buffaloes fan raised a sign that was perfectly on camera that said, “CSU fans smell like Greeley.” Every time the camera was on a certain host the sign was clear as day to the national TV audience. 

For years Greeley has hid from it’s stench. As a native I’ve received a few tongue lashings from the cities higher-ups for even mentioning what everyone else was already thinking about our town. Many will argue that the town doesn’t actually smell (which is false), others will say there are other towns that smell way worse (which is probably true), and then there are those that want to hide it because they’re afraid it’ll give the town a bad look. 

Here’s the thing though, Greeley is never going to live down the smell thing, so instead of hiding from it, it’s time to start embracing it! We all know the smell comes from the cattle industry, and as they say in that business, “it’s the smell of money.” Maybe that should be the tagline for city. Maybe we should educate folks on why the town has a smell. Maybe, just maybe, we use a little reverse psychology and laugh with everyone, knowing our town is actually pretty cool, rather than whining every time someone cracks the same ‘ol smelly Greeley joke. 

 

Colorado News

...

Big Mic

Interview: Justin Moore talks Colorado injury and Time’s Ticking

Justin Moore just recently dropped his #’s album titled “Greatest Hits… Moore to Come” a few weeks back and on that album is 13 of his #’1s including his most […]

28 minutes ago

ROXBOROUGH, CO. SEPTEMBER 29: Roxborough State Park is in the south metro area. Austin Dudas of Lit...

Fizz

Yay, The Bugs Are Already Here.

Colorado, we’ve got a bug problem — and this warm winter is to blame If you feel like you’ve been swatting at more creepy-crawlies than usual this spring, you’re not […]

3 hours ago

Dolly Parton...

Shawn Patrick

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library back in Denver after community rallies to restore funding

Thank goodness for Dolly Parton and for some good folks in Colorado who are making sure one of her mission’s continues on even after funding dried up. Dolly Parton’s Imagination […]

20 hours ago

(Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)...

Shawn Patrick

Colorado bill banning dog and cat sales in pet stores clears its last major legislative hurdle

A bill that would ban pet stores in Colorado from selling dogs and cats cleared its last major legislative hurdle Monday (Mar. 30), passing the state Senate 19-16. House Bill […]

20 hours ago

(Photo by Danielle Del Valle/Getty Images)...

Shawn Patrick

Country star Jackson Dean to headline Make-A-Wish Colorado gala at Mission Ballroom

We already adore Make-A-Wish and their incredible work, but they just went up yet another notch in our book with the announcement of their headliner for their annual Denver gala. […]

21 hours ago

Little Longears Miniature Donkey Rescue...

Shawn Patrick

Colorado miniature donkey rescue opens for public visits, invites community to meet the herd

I didn’t even know hugging miniature donkeys was a thing, but now that I do I feel like I need it in my life! The donkeys at Little Longears Miniature […]

21 hours ago

After Viral Sign, It’s Time For Greeley, Colorado to Own the ‘Smell’