Wiener Dog Pool Floats Are Here Just In Time For Summe

Summer is here, which means it is time to hit the water in a pool float. But these days, showing up at the swimming pool with just any old inner tube is a faux pas. I mean, from giant unicorns to pink convertibles to… dill pickles(?), there are all sorts of pool floats now. Like, a lot. And we’ve written about them. A lot.

Anyway, the latest pool float might be the cutest one yet. That’s right, it’s a dachshund pool float! Because everyone loves wiener dogs.

Kool Pool’s Pool Pup Giant Premium Inflatable Dachshund Pool Float Mattress is for sale at Amazon and Walmart online for about $60 a pup. At nearly 7-feet long, this inflatable doxie can hold up to 300 pounds.

I mean, how great this this?

 

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“This ever-smiling dachshund will bring you years of joy and companionship,” the product description reads on Walmart.com. “Need someone to hold your drink at the pool? He’s got ya. Need someone to keep you afloat? Got ya there too! Best of all he doesn’t need to be walked or fed. People will want to pet him but that’s up to you.”

This wiener dog even has a name: Link. And while you could get a pool float that is shaped like an inflatable hunk, we all know Link is the real good boy!

[H/t Bustle]

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